Your Weekly Top Ten Is Taking Bets On How Long It Takes Roger Stone To Flip On Trump
What a year we had yesterday! We're going to get right to it because ZZZZZZ, but here's a fun article for you to read from Gabe Sherman about how Roger Stone, who swears he'd never flip on Trump, will probably flip by next Tuesday, because people like that aren't actually loyal, just like Trump isn't loyal.
By the way, the picture above is of Wonkette Toddler Donna working in the Wonkette Ivanka Trump Sweatshop, yes that's right, when you buy merchandise from Wonkette, you can rest assured that Donna MADE IT with, um, that screwdriver.
Just kidding, Wonkette is not a real sweatshop doer like Ivanka Trump.
Shall we count down the top ten stories of the week? We shall.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
There you go! Those are good stories!
Let's see, anything else?
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