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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Nancy Pelosi: Oh, You Want An Impeachment Vote? Let Me Shove That Up You.

9. PSA: Please Don't Be A Smug Jerk About Teenagers Trick-Or-Treating This Year. At Least They're Not Shooting Heroin!

8. Katie Hill Was In The Closet Making Babies And I Saw One Of The Babies And The Baby Looked At Me!

7. Meme-Famous Anti-Immigrant Lady Arrested For Stealing An Elderly Person's Hotel Points

6. Donald Trump Personally Killed Head Of ISIS, So Suck It, Obama.

5. In Which Jane Fonda Gives Her BAFTA Award Acceptance Speech Mid-Arrest

4. No Scott Walker, YOU Look Like The Empty Shelves Of Grocery Stores In Many Socialist Countries!

3. Tulsi Gabbard Puts On Her Robe And Her Wizard Hat

2. Senate's Dumbest Republican Up To Ass In Trump-Ukraine Scandal

1. Bill Barr SWEARS Clownshow Investigation Into Trump's Deep State Fantasies Led By Actual Grownup

Those are good stories!

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