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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
10. University Of Alabama Dean YOU'RE FIRED For Tweeting While Black
9. You Don't Need A Weatherman To Know We've Got The Nice Things
8. Laura Ingraham Triggers All The Libs Who Think She Can't Drink A Steak Or Eat Light Bulbs
7. Michael Flynn Is A Very Serious Person With A Very Serious Lawyer
6. It's Time For Donald Trump's Daily Alabama Hurricane Watch, Starring Donald Trump!
5. NO CUSSING! Your Fucking Democratic Debate Liveblog
4. Sarah Huckabee Sanders Unclear On Why She Is Not A Feminist Icon
3. Fine, Here Is Your Damn 'Todd Palin Quits Marriage Halfway Through Term' Post, YOU HAPPY NOW?
2. WONKETTE DEFEATS THINKPROGRESS
1. Jerry And His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcock: The Jerry Falwell Jr. Story! Allegedly!
Those are good stories! Mostly about awful things!
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OK that's all, go with God, etc.
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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Too Busy To Talk To You Right Now
I noticed you didn't get one upvote for your comment. My guess is because this board has been totally overtaken by the delusion that everyone in America hates their health insurance company, and wants M4A. Ironically, I support M4A, but I know it's not a popular position, so I wish everyone in the Democratic party would STFU about it. It would make way more sense to talk about expanding and improving Obamacare, and lowering drug prices.
I posted a link to a Jon Chait article the other day that said "Democrats better get their shit together and start running on popular ideas," which is something I've been saying for months. He pointed to Elizabeth Warren's proposal to increase SS payouts by $200 a month, to be paid for by increased taxes on the wealthy. YAY! Finally someone comes up with a simple, good idea.
I kind of get a kick out of it that everyone on this board thinks they know more about health care than the Kaiser Foundation does, but I think this delusion that we should ignore polls, and just try to force people to do what the far left wing of our party wants, is ultimately going to lose us the upcoming election. I am going to be so furious if we manage to lose to an unpopular buffoon like Trump, just because we can't figure out what the MAJORITY of people want. It's not hard.
That's what kills me - I think she was a good singer. It was her weird mouth movements that creeped me out.