Your Weekly Top Ten Is Too Exhausted To Make A Clever Headline Right Now
Hey Wonkers! Top Ten post! And more pictures of Wonkette Toddler!
We have literally nothing else to say, our brain is now dead. How dead? We wrote in a post this week that the governor of New York is Mario Cuomo, because apparently we have forgotten what decade we live in. If we refer to the governor of New York as "Rivers Cuomo" anytime soon, call the doctor.
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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Hooray, those are very good stories!
Here's another kid picture:
OK that's all, goodbye, go with God, etc.
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