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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Why Is Pat Robertson Dropkicking Trump Into Hell Today, WAIT WHAT?

9. These Are Just Some Really Good Jams About How The Earth Is Flat And Gravity Is Not Real

8. Sorry About Your Trump Slob Picnic, Minneapolis

7. Trump Not Sure If Rudy Giuliani Is Literal Actual Foreign Agent ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6. Liz Cheney Knows Who's Really Murdering The Kurds, And It Is DAMN YOU ADAM SCHIFF!

5. Mick Mulvaney: Trump Committed Ukraine Crimes, It Was Awesome, GET OVER IT!

4. Bombshell Congressional Testimony Gently Suggests NYT's Ken Vogel Is Bad Reporter

3. Let's Meet Rudy Giuliani's Team Of Dipsh*ts, Most Of Whom Are In Jail Or Under House Arrest In Vienna Right Now

2. Who Invited Tulsi? Your Democratic Debate Liveblog!

1. Four Different Federal Courts Told Trump to Go Fuck Himself Yesterday

Those are good stories!

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