Your Weekly Top Ten Is ... Um, Whatever

Sorry, guys, you know we love writing you the top ten stories and stuff, but lately we are so exhausted when we write this thing (at the end of the Friday) and we are so anxious to get to the important work of drinking and napping (not at the same time ... OR IS IT?) that we just don't have much to say at you! We promise we will become interesting again, at some point in the future. Hooray, let's count down some top ten stories of the week!

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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Angelina Jolie's Dad Rambles Incoherently About How Much He Loves Donald Trump

9. Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Shit. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

8. A Few Thoughts On Pete Buttigieg's Dick Brother-In-Law Who Doesn't 'Agree' With Chasten's 'Gay Lifestyle'

7. Roadrunners Are Real, And They're Spectacular!

6. Happy Memorial Day From Donald Trump, Who Loves America More Than You Do

5. Robert Mueller Has One More Thing To Say About Bill Barr's Lies. A WEIRD THING.

4. Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

3. The Week In Garbage Men: No Country For Old Pick-Up Artists

2. Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

1. Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet? (Yep! Two weeks in a row!)

Hooray, those are very good stories!

One more kid pic:

OK that's all, goodbye, go with God, etc.



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