Your Weekly Top Ten Is WAKE US UP WHEN F*CKER IS IMPEACHED
God, we are tired. You hear Mike Pence is getting pulled into the impeachment inquiry? That's happening.
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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are good stories!
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