Your Weekly Top Ten Is We Don't Feel Like Making A Creative Headline Right Now
Hola, Wonkers! Editrix is still in Mexico (AND SHE IS STILL WORKING ON THE WEEKDAYS, OK?) but they are heading back to Montana, where it is cold and :(
We on the other hand have been where it is cold and :( the entire time, but March is doing that coming in like a lion thing, so hopefully it will do the lamb thing next, WHAR'S YOUR GLOBAL WARMING, LIBS? Dunno, but we could use some right now.
Anyway, it's time for your top ten stories of the week, where we count down the top ten stories of the week, as is pretty self-explanatory. Also, we must remind you that we are all weary and exhausted and work very hard for you, and there are no ads up in this motherfucker, which means all our salaries are paid by YOU, OUR DEAR LOVING READERS. So hit those donate buttons at the bottom, OK?
Shall we count down? Yes, we shall.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
OK, that's all.
Go with God.
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