Your Weekly Top Ten Isn't In Mexico, But The Editrix Is!
That's right, Editrix Rebecca and her family are in Mexico enjoying some well-deserved R&R, which means we have been the boss all week and we are more tired than usual, so let's get this show on the road. But there are more Mexico pics below, so look at them!
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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are good stories!
More Mexico pix!
OK that is all, go with God, etc.
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