Your Weekly Top Ten Just Hangin' With Stormy Daniels 'N' Stuff
Oh hey! You know how we were out of town for one million years and also took some days off and you cried and cried about how much you missed us? Uh well anyway, we are back, WOMP WOMP. But while we were gone, we were in New York, helping out with the Golden Probe Awards AKA sexism's most glamorous night! We met Stormy Daniels! And also Margaret Cho and some of the cast of "Orange Is The New Black" and also too other people, including a couple #famouses we already knew! (Because we are also too very famous.)
The Golden Probes are just like the Golden Globes except for how instead of movies and TV shows, it gives awards for excellence in sexism and misogyny committed by sexist misogynist politicians (mostly men, but a few women too) who are all running for election or re-election right now. Put on by the Lady Parts Justice League, which was founded by Wonkette pal Lizz Winstead, the show features categories like "Best Original Science" and even gives out a Pro-Lifetime Achievement Award! It was fucking hilarious and everybody did such a great job and we can't wait for the next one.
Are we telling you this just so you are jealous?
Yes. No! We are telling you because the show was last Saturday night, but that was just the TAPING for the WEBCAST, which happens Sunday night at 8 PM ET! You can watch it at GoldenProbes.com and also on a couple of big Facebook pages and maybe if we are nice, we will throw up your own personal Wonkette watch party for you right here. And maybe even on Wonkette's Facebook page! (SPOILER: We are planning to be nice and do that.)
So! This is your top ten post, but we wanted to give you a heads up. Now we count down stories? Yes we count down stories, and then we have Wonkette toddler and baby granddaughter videos to BREAK YOUR WHOLE INTERNET.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Hooray, what a fucking weird week!
As promised, you now get toddler and grandbaby videos, from yr Editrix Rebecca:
Hooray, good top ten post! Come back tomorrow night for the Golden Probes! Goodbye now!
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