Your Weekly Top Ten Just Waiting For A Butt-Dial From Rudy Giuliani
Y'all hear about that shit? What a fuckin' idiot.
Anyway, TOP TEN!
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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are good stories!
OK that is all, go with God, etc.
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