Your Weekly Top Ten Really Hated Having To Make An Example Of Glenn Thrush Like That


Oh hey, holiday weekend! So, it's your top ten post, and if you were paying attention to yr Wonkette this week, you know we had to give the New York Times's Glenn Thrush some shit, for being all "OMG TRUMP JUST BECAME PRESIDENTIAL" about Donald Trump's trip to Texas. We hated to make an example out of him, because he is far from the worst offender, but he still deserved it. AND HE KNEW IT. Here is Glenn Thrush, being a great sport about the dressing down we gave him:

Well played, Glennforth Thrushington III, well played!

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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

1. It's the Glenn Thrush thing, about Glenn Thrush waking up on the "Chris Cillizza" side of the bed! Read it again!

2. Did you know Barack Obama visited Hurricane Katrina survivors way back before he was even president? He did, despite what wingnuts and bots on the internet think.

3. Paul Manafort's notes from Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian spy meeting are real and they are SPECTACULAR!

4. We had to tell Ivanka Trump to go fuck herself again, because she suggested to Planned Parenthood that maybe they should stop doing abortions. Fucking oblivious asshole.

5. America's best patriotic Jesus artist Jon McNaughton really phoned it in with his latest piece of "art."

6. Hey you guys, did you hear about that time Donald Trump was a lunatic?

7. Scumbag Blackwater sadist freak Erik Prince really wishes the homosexual agenda would stop crashing all our Navy ships.

8. Hey Paul Manafort! Hey Michael Flynn! Special counsel Robert Mueller is literally IN YOUR ASS.

9. Dinesh D'Souza had some breaking news this week about how Nazis fucked a lot, like common Democrats.

10. And finally, here's a love letter to the estate tax.

So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!

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Evan Hurst

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