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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
1. Dear Pissed-Off High School Kids: If Adults Threaten To Punish You For Protesting, FUCKING DO IT ANYWAY. This thing went viral, because we DEFENDED ANARCHY by teaching kids about their Constitutional rights, and also said some "F" cusses.
2. Of Course Florida School Shooter Was A Girl-Hating White Supremacist. Of Course I Am Tired Of Writing This Article. Second week in a row in the top ten!
3. He’s A Dishwasher At Chili’s. She Babysits Sometimes But Not Usually. BUDGET: FIVE MILLION DOLLARS. We really should do more posts like this.
4. Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza Calls Obama ‘Ghetto.’ From Jail. Oh hey, Wonkette post from 2015!
5. President Fuck-Your-Feelings Is All Smiles For School Shooting Photo-ops. That man really isn't good at acting like a human.
6. Now Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Yelling At Fox, That Is How Bad Her Job Sucks Now :(. One of the worst briefings she's ever done, and that's SAYIN' SOMETHIN'.
7. Tomi Lahren Demands Liberals Stop Shooting Christians To Death With Assault Mockery. TRIGGERED! SAFE SPACE!
8. Bet Robert Mueller Thinks This Devin Nunes Tweet Is REAL Funny. Devin Nunes, he's laughing AT you, not WITH you.
9. This ‘Tennessee Idiot For Governor’ Commercial Is The Gayest Fucking Thing I Have Seen All Week. Click to experience the hell Tennessee residents have been experiencing this week every time we turn on the TV.
10. Tomi Lahren Doesn’t Rhetoric Good, By A Ph.D. In Rhetoric. Well, she just doesn't.
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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