Your Weekly Top Ten STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT YOU
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Shall we count down the top ten stories of the week? Yes, we shall.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are good stories!
Here's another Kid Making Goofy Face pic:
OK, that's it.
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