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Shall we count down the top ten stories of the week? Yes, we shall.

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Howard Schultz: Go The FUCK Away Forever   

9. A GOP Congressman Just Stole Devin Nunes's Favorite Love Cow   

8. Meanwhile In Wingnutistan, It's Almost LOCK HER UP O'Clock!   

7. Wonkette Book Club: Oh Fuck It's Reagan Time   

6. Meet Stephanie Flowers, VOICE OF A RIGHTEOUS WRATHFUL GOD   

5. Mitt Romney Bad At Birthday Cake   

4. We Don't Mean To Be Rude, But Paul Manafort's Lawyer Is A Shithole Garbage Person   

3. It's Like Yelp, But For Chickenshit Trump Snowflakes Who Need Their Mommy   

2. The Week In Garbage Men: When's MEN'S History Month, Huh?   

1. Trump Autographing Bibles In Alabama, So ... Um ... HAVE A BLESSED FUCKIN' WEEKEND, Y'ALL!   

Those are good stories!

Here's another Kid Making Goofy Face pic:

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