Your Weekly Top Ten Still Hasn't Seen The Mueller Report TICK TOCK
Let's see, by our calculations we are now on DAY 22 since Bill Barr cleared Trump of all crimes past, present and future in the Mueller investigation. Supposedly we're going to get his version of it maybe next week. Does he think this is a fucking game and that the entire unredacted thing isn't going to come out eventually? Fuckstain idiot.
Anyway! It's the top ten post, where we count down the top ten stories of the week! Shall we? We shall.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Hooray, those are very good stories!
OK that's all, goodbye, go with God, etc.
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