Your Weekly Top Ten's Wonderdog Messed Up Her Face, But Don't Worry It Got Better
HEY-O! So yeah, Lula the Wonderdog messed up her face. OK not really, but you know how she is old now? She is 13 going on 14, and still has all her puppy spirit, but certain things don't work quite as well as they used to. For instance, she ended up with an abscessed molar, starting last Saturday! We were getting ready for a party and she sat on the ground and looked up at us just so, right at the perfect angle for us to see HOLY SHIT WHY IS YOUR CHEEK SWELLED UP LIKE THAT. Clearly she was in pain, so we didn't go to the party, and early Sunday morning we headed straight for the vet, where she stayed all day. We went back on Tuesday, and she ended up having THREE TEETH PULLED, but don't worry, she's still got all the rest of 'em and they are strong and she doesn't look like an idiot any more than she looked like an idiot before this whole affair.
Here she is after she came home from the vet Sunday night, still swollen but already feeling better because FUCKED UP ON THE GOOD SHIT:
And here she is three minutes ago, swelling almost all the way gone and feelin' fiiiiine, because still FUCKED UP ON THE GOOD SHIT.
What we are trying to say is that our dog does drugs.
Shall we count down the top ten stories? We shall!
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are very good stories!
OK now this post is over.
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