Your Wife's A Nasty Woman. And You? You're A Total Cuck
I interrupted my husband's usual daily routine of laundry and cooking and vacuuming and watching The Baby Channel with our daughter and bringing me a MOTHERFUCKING COCKTAIL NOW, and had him design this shirt for you, his fellow cuck.
But what is a cuck, you are asking, because you forgot to spend any time on the website of the man who is our nation's newest "senior adviser" or what the fuck ever, Stephen Bannon, the white supremacist head of Breitbart.com, now tapped by President-elect Donald Trump to Make America White Again.
Well, simply put, a "cuck" is a man who lets other men -- usually Negro men -- do sex on his wife's sullied, white-skinned body. Shortened from the original "cuckold" and imbued with extra-special racisms, it is a thing Nazis and Trumpers love to say about all liberal pussy men. Liberal pussy men JUST LIKE YOU!
You do not have to actually have a wife who cheats on you to be a cuck; all you need is to let your country do congress with non-European peoples as if they are people too!
So pull out your wallet and put on your Total Cuck shirt, and then GET YOUR WOMAN HER FUCKING DRINK.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.