Two Things:

• Your Wonkette communist overlord Rebecca Schoenkopf will be hosting a Wonkette Party tonight in Tampa, at "six or seven," which is basically right now. Go to this place:

  MacDinton’s,

  405 South Howard Avenue

  Tampa, Florida 33606

  (813)251-8999

• 2) Your Wonkette blogger Jim Newell will liveblog speeches from Ann Romney and Chris Christie starting at 10:00 ET. We have been itching to liveblog a convention speech from that fat guy for some time now. Will someone liveblog earlier speeches? Probably not, but we'll let you know if this changes, so there. Hooray!

That is all.