August 15, 2005 11:11 AM
Zell Miller Blows Smoke at Justice Sunday II
Justice Sunday II was apparently a rousing success, reaffirming the already held beliefs of thousands. Among the speakers was duel enthusiast Zell Miller, who offered this evangelical koan regarding the Supreme Court's finding against displaying the Ten Commandments: "How is it that the government thinks we need a no smoking sign by gas pumps to remind us that danger, but not think we need a reminder of the danger of a sinful lifestyle." Just a guess here, Zell, but that might be because adultery does not result in one bursting into flames. Not unless you're fucking really fast.
Liveblogging Justice Sunday II [RedState.org]