What has Sarah Palin quit today? Her own headline act at Iowa’s big Tea Party circus this Saturday. And how is this different than everything else this mentally unstable con-artist has quit since losing her one and only national election? Well, this time, she managed to attack her former dingbat-grifter protege Christine O’Donnell in the process, because Sarah just couldn’t stand the idea that a younger, prettier version of herself might take some of the spotlight — even though Christine O’Donnell isn’t even considered a “potential presidential candidate” by the delusional old white cranks of the Tea Party. Oh, Sarah, you never let us down, the way you constantly let everyone down.
Real Clear Politics has this comical report:
On the heels of ongoing disputes with event organizers, Sarah Palin is rethinking her commitment to participate in Saturday’s Tea Party of America rally in Indianola, Iowa, two sources close to the former Alaska governor told RealClearPolitics.
The rally’s organizers have caused a stir over the last couple of days by first announcing that former U.S. Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell had accepted an invitation to speak at the event before Palin. Organizers then disinvited O’Donnell before re-inviting her to speak once again.
Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal adds this kick in the teeth:
The person said Ms. Palin’s appearance was “no longer confirmed” and cited “continual lying” from event organizers at Tea Party of America, including a recent mixup over whether former U.S. Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell of Delaware would also speak.
Ms. Palin is known for last-minute schedule changes that whipsaw supporters and media across the country. But the latest decision is puzzling.
Puzzling? Is it puzzling when a dog eats its own poop? No, that is just what a dog does. Sources say Sarah Palin is almost out of things to quit now, so she’s threatening random objects around her Wasilla house and also threatening to quit Facebook. [Real Clear Politics]
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Can she please quit the planet?
For $100,000 she'll schedule it, anyway.
At least she's consistent in her quitting.
You've got to give her that…she has never quit quitting.
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Quitters never win, and frowners never… wait, what? She wins!
That is SO Zen.
Oraganizers say Palin is convinced that with both of them on stage the cuteness factor might be sickening. Palin also fears O'Donnell might blurt out….There's a witch on the stage, but it's not meeeeee!
Not when they give her 100K to "speak".
Maybe Christine threatened to cast a spell on her?
who wouldn't watch a video of Sarah and Christine "all naked and doing the nasty" in a movie called " Who's the Quitter Now?" or "Witches in Wonderland".
AHA! That unbaffles Xtine's butt tweet from earlier.
But the news media, apparently, just can't quit her.
…even though Christine O’Donnell isn’t even considered a “potential presidential candidate” by the delusional old white cranks of the Tea Party.
I'm boggled by the delusional old white cranks who write for "respectable" national publications and consider Sarah Palin a “potential presidential candidate”.
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Or Lil Ricky.
Lil Ricky's financial trickie dickie may have been caught in the old-style wringer washing machine's rollers of wring.
Few greater scams exist than the “family foundation.” Here’s the deal: say you’re Ritch Workman and have about a gazillion dollars to your credit. You want to ensure that your worthless kids don’t ever have to work (because: ew!), but know you can’t just hand them the dough or they’ll spend it all on cocaine and prostitutes in two years. So you set up the Ritch Workman Family Foundation, and make your kids officers, with generous salaries (=allowance) and no actual responsibilities beyond signing in at the foundation’s annual meeting on Petite St Vincent or some other tropical paradise of your choice, all travel expenses billed to the foundation of course. Yes, "charitable" foundations, in order to retain their not-for-profit status, must give away 5% of their assets each year. But this is way less than the burn rate would be if your worthless kids weren’t properly tethered, and if your wealth managers are any good they should do way better than 5%, or offer you convincing reasons why they haven’t. So your foundation “donates” (=launders) money to right-wing politicians who will be guaranteed to protect your assets – your “donation” is actually an investment in wealth care insurance. Sweet!
Where do I sign up?
proudgrampa
Founder, The proudgrampa Family Foundation
Beautiful, ain't it?! I'm sorry, did I say that out loud? I mean, uh, RUN KIDS!!!!!
So that's what Carter was doing on "ER" around the turn of the century, with his gramma's money…
And by Lil Ricky, I briefly thought you meant Santorum. But that's just TOO ridiculous.
I expect her to announce that she's running for the office of POTUS at this rally, followed by a tweet to Bachmann:
Game On bitch, no one steals the idiot vote from me!
To which Perry ripostes: You fucking wanna bet?
Then it's all Santorum.
and in other news, newt is still in the race.
Oh, Sarah, I just can't quit you!
I can/did.
Lou Sarah is upset 'cause Xtine said ixnay on the whole hog mud wresting.
Nude Jell-o wrestling, also.
*and that image just made me give up nudity and Jell-o forever*
The only thing Palin will never not quit is quitting.
Well, her level of expertise in quitting is extraordinary.
When Cheney said head's were going to explode across the country, it wasn't for the release of his book, it was because Sarah duped baggers for more SarahPAC contributions on the premise that she was going to announce a Presidential run on the 3rd.
All those buses leased to bring them to the holy hot air balloon land, what is an emissions lover to do?
Perhaps she wants to announce on the 9/11 …… grifter's choice
"She shall quit on the beaches, she shall quit on the landing grounds, she shall quit in the fields and in the streets, she shall quit in the hills; she shall never surrender."
Whoever said "the only constant is change" never met the most consistent entity since quasars, the continuous quitting from that asshole.
Harpies go in, harpies go out – you can't explain it.
There's only one way to deal with harpies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGCvFusMSt8
That
C
unt.
It's like the three of you are the same person. Hey…wait a minute…have you ever been in the same room together? Huh?
A thing of beauty, that was.
This is so Junior High. What's next? Is she gonna pass Glen Beck a note during gym class asking whether he thinks Christine O'Donnell is "stinky?"
Gle2n would know.
I thought witches all smelled like patchouli?
Nobody puts Sarah in a corner!!!*
*enjoy obscurity, Sarah. If you lost the teabaggers then you've lost… nothing worthwhile except their cheeto dusted monies.
Dogs like to eat cat poop, when it's available.
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Its not so good for their breath.
Oh, like dog breath is so great when they're *not* eating cat poopies.
True story, when I met my wife, she had a cat, and a dog, and kept the litterbox in the laundry room. Time passed, eventually, I moved in. It took me quite some time, but finally I realized, she never, ever, had to empty the litterbox, yet there were never any turds in it. Suddenly I realized why the dog had such horrendous, horrible breath. And why it often walked out of the laundry room, licking frantically at the roof of its mouth, the way people do when they have peanut butter stuck there.
Oh, recycling!
She didn't ever, like, *kiss* the dog or anything, did she? I always maintain the li'l bastids only want to kiss their humans to take that shitty taste out of their mouths. I notice, for example, that my cats exhibit the lickingest behaviour right after they have patiently cleaned every dot and freckle off their anuses.
And chicken poop.
(First-hand observation from when I used to let my laying hens and ancient, blind, deaf Cockerpoo free-range together.)
Shoulda called it "Henapoo." (I'll be here all week, forever.)
This is good news for
John McCainus!Good to have you back, and making funny (well, kinda) in the comments.
Did we need to know this?
No. No, we did not.
Is this an argument for or against Evolution? 'Both', is my guess. Or possibly 'Unintelligent Design'.
My dog is not as sCATological as yours.
We had a dog who was quite the connoisseur of waterfowl poop. We lived near a pond, and she loved the Canada goose poop, but only if it was fresh.
my 20 pound cat likes katy perry. does that count?
A Maine African-American, I'm guessing.
oh that dude (the real fuflans) left us in 2008. he might have been part maine aa, but he wasn't very big (fat, huge tail, but tiny frame).
here's the one i think actually is part maine coon (he's 20 pounds, has the tail, ear tufts, huge coat, huge paws, sweetest damn thing ever):
http://s1198.photobucket.com/albums/aa455/fuflans...
he's also the one that likes katy perry and rhianna (S&M).
Amen. My dog went through a brief phase of eating his own poop shortly after I got him, but he seemed to grow out of it. However, cat shit is the ne plus ultra of illicit dog snacks, now and forever.
"Is it puzzling when a dog eats its own poop? No, that is just what a dog does."
Actually, mine prefers other dogs' poop, which I think is closer to Snowbilly Grifter's MO.
Sometimes another dog will come around and shit in the yard. But my dog shows them!!! She goes and rolls in it!!
Not just any poop… I've found they usually like the dried, crusty ones.
Around here it's dried cow pies, or the new fragrance "llama scat".
"and cited “continual lying” from event organizers at Tea Party of America"
Teabaggers lie? I thought they just misremember the truth.
"Teabaggers lie?" Hmm, whoda thunk it?
They "misspeak."
Does this mean that XoD misspells?
Oh, that hurt, man. That really hurt.
Yes. YES!
They just say things that aren't intended to be factual statements.
"Ongoing disputes with event organizers" = they wouldn't give her 95% of the gate and 80% of the concessions. Frikkin' Tea Party cheapskates. Those chinplants and neck-tucks for Bristol aren't free, doncha know!
Half the luxury box revenue or nothing, for our Sarah.
Doncha know I think you're very close to the truth doncha know.
Clown show rodeo queen makes me laugh. May she quit forever until she's taken up into hebbin in the Rupture.
Tempest in a Piss-Pot.
I grew up about 20 miles from Indianola. It's the home of the Hot Air Balloon museum. Seems appropriate.
OT, but I keep reading your nym as "justkillmeow." Must be the cute kitten in your av.
So Karl Rove gave Sarah the ultimatum: run of prez or quit teasing. Her choice was the obvious one. Once a quitter, always a quitter.
You think that's what forced her hand? And that this is her way of flouncing out of the race?
You don't quit the grift, the grift quits you.
That's getting a little too close to home. Watch it.
Is it puzzling when a Palin eats its own poop? No, that's just what a Palin does.
And thus the Palin Hookworm Conjecture lives.
It might be a different way of explaining the unnatural thinness. Jeanne Devon's reporting a steady stream of diet pills, binging and purging, and lipo. I'm not sure which will piss the 'bots of more.
The Teabaggers, in their various incarnations, are just about the best thing to happen to comedy in a long time.
Also.
Every time I read one of your comments, I read it in my head in a Zoidberg voice. I just cannot help myself.
I get that a lot. In fact, I just found this this morning: http://memebase.com/2011/08/30/memes-good-news-ev...
At least since Robert Smigel's cartoon parody of pokemon.
"I'm not going to have some other bitch out bat shit crazy me on the same stage"
-Quitter Palin-
It would be an epic battle of bat shit crazy…with no clear winner..
Neither one of those ditzes really need to be there – they can just tweet it in.
Well, this time, she managed to attack her former dingbat-grifter protege Christine O’Donnell in the process, because Sarah just couldn’t stand the idea that a younger, prettier version of herself might take some of the spotlight
There can only be one!
Khristian Kunt Kwits
I saw what you did there.
Apt alliteration's artful aid …
On the heels of ongoing disputes with event organizers, Sarah Palin is rethinking her commitment to participate in Saturday’s Tea Party of America rally in Indianola, Iowa
In other words, they haven't come up with her $100,000 speaking fee yet, and another $50,000 for Bristol.
I think Piper has a rider too…
Hey, where the hell is trig??????? and is Willow knocked up yet?
They must have backed out on the promise to provide silk undies for Tawd.
and bendie straws also.
Sarah's not buying him no more of those — not since he started humping that Cajun masseuse slut.
Maybe Sarah and Christine can join forces and be the new Gabor sisters–famous and with no particular talent other than getting attention.
now that Prussian Blue broke up there's an opening.
They might not have had talent, but they were all stunningly beautiful, and very good at laying on the act, if not the acting.
So there is precedent for Paris Hilton?
Celebrities are fleetingly famous.
I was going to write a funny comment about this, but then I decided to quit.
"Christine O’Donnell had accepted an invitation to speak at the event before Palin. Organizers then disinvited O’Donnell before re-inviting her to speak once again."
The funniest word in this sentence is "organizers".
I just thought of this snark and it's really funny and proud of it…You see the reason Chrissy and Sarah don't get along is, (now keep in mind Hidalgo and Viggo Mortensen)…..Ah FUCK IT! I quit.
two of a kind. Condemning the "welfare queens" while living off the gullible public who support their political ambitions.
Viggo fucks?
Real Merkans don't quit (cuz then they won't give you unemployment money.)
Tina Fey should impersonate her and just show up.
Well, they'd know it wasn't her because she showed up.
Indianola? Really?
Which witch will it be?
Which old witch? The wicked witch!
The one thing we can truly thank Palin for, other than being a continuing source of comedy, is for nearly bankrupting the RNC in those final months of the last presidential election. The RNC emptied their accounts and ran up the credit cards of various staffers and all they got is a walking embarassment and a couple of Hefty bags of slightly worn designer clothes.
Would it be too much to ask Wonkette to please never mention this awful person again?
Teh Wonkette definitely needz moar of your alter ego, Dick Cheney.
Wonkette was going to, but then quit that.
Does anyone, (other than the LSM), really give a fuck anymore about old, shouty, white Republicans wheeling around in tricorn hats and yelling?
I was looking forward to Bespectacled Colostomy Bag Sarah Palin sharing the stage, maybe a few karn dogs, with Broom Xtine.
The person said Ms. Palin’s appearance was “no longer confirmed” and cited “continual lying” from event organizers at Tea Party of America…
Breaking Reagan's eleventh commandment and giving away teabagger trade secrets — that's the most productive the Palin camp has been since Trig was born.
she’s threatening random objects around her Wasilla house
She can abuse the can opener, window shade and light sconce all she wants.
But if she knows what's good for her health, she'd better never fuck with the ottoman. Ever.
I heard that fucker has, like, a hundred dicks. And, like, an empire too.
Atta Turk!
Blue Rondo!
I'm just in it for the Fez.
Not only Dicks, but Van Dykes.
Pissed that the Jews think Michele bachmann is a Jew, Sarah has converted, and is now a rabbi. She went to the mountains, where a mean monster was attacking the local tribe of Trids by kicking he Trids down the mountain. Trid comes near the monster, the monster kicks him down the mountain. Sarah feels sympathetic to the docile Trids, having felt the lamestream media's slings and arrows for years. She approaches the monster, but it mysteriously does not kick her. "Why do you not kick Sarah Palin?" said Sarah Palin.
"Wasilla Rabbi, kicks are for Trids."
That's a long way to go to rehabilitate that old joke. You must have a "project car" in your garage.
Oy.
Per TPM:Update, 12:57 PM: According to NBC, Tea Party of America president Ken Crow said "I had to cancel O'Donnell," and is trying to lure Palin back to the event.
Per freakishly: Jesus Christ.
Who's the real victim here?
Indianola?
All of us, Katie.
Won't someone think of the munnies??!?!!?!??
The American People?
Hitler?
hihi god grils
http://sahinnparadisegelenekselramazancoskusu.net...
on second thought, let's not go to Iowa. it is a silly place.
This can only be resolved by scissoring.
Puzzling? Is it puzzling when a dog eats its own poop? No, that is just what a dog does. What's puzzling is dog owners who give their dogs wet sloppy kisses. And that's just what they do in public.
Just send Lisa Ann there in her Palin costume to purr out the regular talking points. It's all the audience wants anyway.
It's too bad–this would have been a great opportunity to discuss the relative advantages of trimming or not trimming the bush.
Someone has to put an end to this constant disrefudiation.
How T-esque. Also.
Taking a page from Ole Crazy Eyes' playbook, Duh Guv'Nor quit her trip to Indianola, Indiana, when she discovered it was not B.B. King's birthplace.
If Christine really wanted to one-up Sarah, she'd get knocked up.
In a tent with wine coolers, it's the most sanctimonious way for "life" to happen these days.
She's been tryin' an tryin' with Tawd and Levi, but apparently both have been shooting blanks all their lives.
It really takes a village to
satisfyknock-up a Palin.needz moar blood libel
"organizers"= "brain donors?"
O'Donnell: I am not a witch, but she's a bitch.
I'm sorry – is she now saying that the Tea Party are liars? I thought the Republican Establishment were liars, and the media were liars and especially the Democrats are EVIL liars. But now the Tea Party are "liars"? Thank God we have Sarah here to set everyone – and I do mean EVERYONE in the entire world – straight.
This, this is what happens when Joe-Six-Pack's and Hockey Mom's-cum-Mama Grizzly's are running the show.
Heh. Cum.
It's probably just as well. Tea partiers couldn't stand to lose the number of brain cells that would have been killed by consecutive speeches from Crazycakes Christine and Caribou Barbie.
She's just mad that O'Donnell quit quitting the rally halfway through the process of quitting it, and Palin doesn't want to be out-quit in anything, so she's going to quit more than O'Donnell… at least for now, until she gets tired of it, quits and moves on to something else.
Move along, nothing to see here.
Stop this nonsese, invite Michele Bachmann and bill them as The Holy Trinity of Republican Bat Shit Crazy.
god. i am embarrassed for my gender.
again.
For the 89th time: another cunning stunt by a ……….
Methinks this daffy, attention hungry white trash bitch has a drug or psychological problem.
Thanks again John McCain!
She got from Trig, whatever it is.
Sarah got up to go pee last night, but quit halfway to the bathroom. The Barking Seals of GOP hate radio defended her decision to soil the bed in which she sleeps. Then she crapped on the breakfast table and befouled where she eats. Still, they love her out there in Christian land, love her more than Christine the Friendly Witch … but maybe not as much as Princess Crazy-Eyes.
It's pretty obvious why Sarah quit *this* time: there are no Republican Presidential contenders in Iowa anymore for her to upstage.
I'm new to posting here but I've been lurking for a while. Anyway, I live in Delaware and our news radio is all over this story thanks to Witchy-Poo's involvement. Or not. Anyway the Quitta from Wasilla and Xtine should have a steel cage match
If you put lipstick on that big bush…
Need brain bleach!
If you're sitting at your desk and no one is nearby to help AND you have an itch on your back that just won't leave you alone, open up your full size desktop stapler and scratch that itch good. Bet you never tried that.
See some good can come from a Sarah Palin post.
Thank you, Cheetojeebus! I don't know what I would have done without you!
It's pretty clear that Sarah Palin needs to have complete control of everything about an appearance of hers or she holds her breath and turns blue. I understand the desire to control the message, but fuck…
Hey, where is Kourtney????
Could she please quit breathing?
Slightly, but not very OT: I went to the Xine O'Donnell book signing at the Barnes & Noble in Lone Tree, CO last night. I got there 5 minutes late, but skulked in the stacks nearby for another 35 minutes and during that time she sold exactly ZERO books. There was never a line, just three to four apparent local political hacks and one representative of the book store standing around the table she was sitting at. She's seemed to be having a good time, nevertheless. She must not be counting on book sales to pay the rent next month.
P.S. She was wearing a pretty light blue dress and a nice smile, and her voice is, thank Darwin, not screechy. I'd do her.
We appreciate that correspondent report!
a younger, prettier version of herself
judging by that picture, that would include the entire cast of 'the view'.
There was never and "there", there with Sarah. What is amazing to me is that she managed to fool so many for so long.
I love how they invited lil' Miss Witch, uninvited her, then re invited her.
…and now have univited O'Donnell again.
Stupid Iowans. How many times does Sarah have to tell you before you get the message?
She cast a spell on them.
Maybe Lou Sarah is reconsidering her Iowa appearance because her neighbors and canned food dodgers are talking are her? http://www.themudflats.net/2011/08/31/from-the-cu...
Popping corn, awaiting twittering twit's rebuttal.
Oh, you KNOW that Scarah and Brisdull and Willow are busy either hitting "refresh" or leaving anonymous "lies! all lies!" comments on the "Immoral Minority" blog.
Oh stop it, girls, you're BOTH pretty.
She's off to get another boob job first. No one will upstage our Sarah!
She has people in her organization keeping tabs on all those who post non-believer statements, like the ones you have made here. When she is in power, you will be air-lifted to special rendition secret prisons to be established in the new Arabia (Libya, Egypt and other newly formed parts of the Caliphate). Dick Cheney saying in all these interviews that secret prisons are totally cool was the tip-off that this will be part of the new Republican administration, no matter who the figure-head leader is.
Iowa format has changed, Sarah Palin & Christine O'Donnell will face off in Spelling Bee, moderated by George W. Bush. First word: Nuclear. Winner gets to make speech. (Oh wait, the speech is for the TeaTards, so the Loser should get to make the speech!)
(hat tip to SCmommy at Politicalgates)
CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! HISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! YOWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! PFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Sarah to the US.." I wish I could quit you.."
The US to Sarah.."ditto".
HAHAHA "recycling." In EQ's furry abode, we prefer "Going shopping for black pearls."
It’s a matter of choosing the correct parents. I failed miserably.
Teh Lulz. I have to use that on someone, the question is, whom?
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