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I was there trapped in the ATM space at the front door clutching my pearls when this happened. It wasn't pretty. When they tried to leave they slammed the door on them and everyone else in the bank. This was was Citibanks idea. The whole thing went to hell very fast.

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Mmmm ... I'd put her desk by the door, and let the business roll in. Oh wait ... it's CitiBank. Where customers aren't actually wanted. Nevermind. Plan B would be to get her to marry me. Wait, why wouldn't that be Plan A? Damn ... I guess she <i>is</i> distracting.

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