Trump Lawyer Cites *Paula Jones* As To Why He Can't Face Puss-Burgling Lawsuit. LOL Trump Lawyer! LOL!
Hillary Clinton lost, and we still have to think about Paula Jones! Such is the bizarro hellscape we live in just 70 days in to the Trump administration.
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Okay, Wonkers! Let's all think about our old boyfriend Justin Trudeau and our new boyfriend Alexey Navalny because it's time for another
LAWSPLAINER: THE TEETIME IMMUNITY EDITION2>
Remember that time in 2016 when the Access Hollywood tape came out? Remember how you wiped the barf off your chin and breathed a sigh of relief because NFW would this country elect a guy who got caught on tape bragging that he "Grabs 'em by the pussy?"
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Around that time, former Apprentice contestant Summer Zervos came forward with her story of being similarly assaulted in 2007 by Candidate Pussygrabber. As did many other women . Ever the gentleman, Trump called them phonys [sic] and liars and threatened lawsuits.
Every woman lied when they came forward to hurt my campaign. Total fabrication. The events never happened. Never. All of these liars will be sued after the election is over.
100% fabricated and made-up charges, pushed strongly by the media and the Clinton Campaign, may poison the minds of the American Voter. FIX!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 15, 2016
Chicago, he did promise bring in the "the Feds" to fix their murder problem.
Since when?