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Chicago, he did promise bring in the "the Feds" to fix their murder problem.

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Since when?

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To mangle a line from "Airplane!", "Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista, Malaria bought her meal-ticket, she knew what she what mine she was gold digging into.... "

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Great Christmas I hope the judge laughs in his face.

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As a native Tarheel, it shames me to see what the state has become. For a whole there we were the saner Carolina, bearing in mind Helms and Thurmond. Not so much anymore.

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An elenteen front war. Brilliant!!1!1!!!2

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Führer Trump won't have to face this civil suit, while awaiting his trial & execution for Treason.

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Another day, another firehose of bullshit.

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More like the "presidential enema."

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Trump Lawyer Cites *Paula Jones* As To Why He Can’t Face Puss-Burgling Lawsuit.

...and then afterwords he goes on to wrote jokes for Jay Leno.

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Or they don't care since these folks tend to think unrestrained pussy grabbing is their Constitutional Wrong Right.

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Request: Play "Love Stinks" instead. Or the live "Musta Got Lost" from "Blow Your Face Out."

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Tomorrow's Orange Sputum audio release: "Who knew Adolf Hitler was a NAZI? Many people don't know that."

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He suffers, so so much. From Presidential Affluenza.

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He has kinda burned some bridges with the judiciary. No way that will come back to bite him.

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I'm a transplant myself - It's a different world here.

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