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Tom Mears's avatar

Chicago, he did promise bring in the "the Feds" to fix their murder problem.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Since when?

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

To mangle a line from "Airplane!", "Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista, Malaria bought her meal-ticket, she knew what she what mine she was gold digging into.... "

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"M"'s avatar

Great Christmas I hope the judge laughs in his face.

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Major_Major_Major's avatar

As a native Tarheel, it shames me to see what the state has become. For a whole there we were the saner Carolina, bearing in mind Helms and Thurmond. Not so much anymore.

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Major_Major_Major's avatar

An elenteen front war. Brilliant!!1!1!!!2

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davidhollenshead's avatar

Führer Trump won't have to face this civil suit, while awaiting his trial & execution for Treason.

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Duke's avatar

Another day, another firehose of bullshit.

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JAWs's avatar

More like the "presidential enema."

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JAWs's avatar

Trump Lawyer Cites *Paula Jones* As To Why He Can’t Face Puss-Burgling Lawsuit.

...and then afterwords he goes on to wrote jokes for Jay Leno.

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JAWs's avatar

Or they don't care since these folks tend to think unrestrained pussy grabbing is their Constitutional Wrong Right.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Request: Play "Love Stinks" instead. Or the live "Musta Got Lost" from "Blow Your Face Out."

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Bobathonic's avatar

Tomorrow's Orange Sputum audio release: "Who knew Adolf Hitler was a NAZI? Many people don't know that."

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Bobathonic's avatar

He suffers, so so much. From Presidential Affluenza.

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Lara's avatar

He has kinda burned some bridges with the judiciary. No way that will come back to bite him.

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ibwilliamsi's avatar

I'm a transplant myself - It's a different world here.

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