Look, it's Wonkette learning about another weird Trump-Russia connection.
Possible Russian intelligence asset Donald Trump nominated somebody who seems like he might be all stinky dirty in the Trump-Russia conspiracy for an important government position. POST OVER, THE END, DOG BITES MAN, SKY IS BLUE, DONALD TRUMP IS MAKING RUSSIA GREAT AGAIN.
OK fine, here are some details. Brian Benczkowski is this guy Trump nominated to head the criminal division of the Justice Department. Soon after Benczkowski quit the Trump transition team in January, and all the way up to June 6, when Trump announced his nomination, he represented Russia's Alfa Bank, because Trump apparently only looks at job applications that originate in Moscow. Weird! In normal presidential administrations the revolving door goes between the halls of government and K Street, but in Trump's America, it goes through Red Square, we guess.
Alfa Bank, if you will remember, is the Russian bank with that server that strangely almost exclusively communicated with a Trump Organization server. What were those communications? Well, the New York Times said it was no big deal, but that was probably just because failed former NYT reporter Eric Lichtblau was pissed off about how Slate scooped him on the story just before the election. CNN reported in March that the FBI was still very much looking into the server.
The bank also appears in the Trump pee hooker Steele Dossier, which has not been fully discredited, despite what Fox News might have told your dumb right-wing dad. And wouldn't you know it, part of why Benczkowski was representing Alfa was because the bank wanted to sue Buzzfeed for publishing the Steele Dossier, which misspelled its name as "Alpha":
Sen. Dianne Feinstein, the Senate Judiciary Committee's ranking Democrat, said during Benczkowski's confirmation hearing on Tuesday that Benczkowski reviewed the Steele dossier for Alfa Bank "to consider suing BuzzFeed for defamation over their online publication of the dossier."
"Alfa Bank, in fact, did sue BuzzFeed on May 26 of this year," Feinstein said.
Benczkowski said later that he only read two pages of the dossier and did not "independently investigate any of the facts."
Benczkowski says he only worked on that a little bit, and it was a big nothing, but Feinstein calls horseshit, because he did other stuff related to Alfa and Trump, also too, specifically related to that server:
Feinstein further alleged however that Benczkowski's work for Alfa Bank "went to the heart of the reported [FBI] investigations" into the bank's involvement in unusual computer server activity with the Trump Organization during the election.
She noted that he "worked with a computer forensics firm to determine any ties between servers of Alfa Bank and the Trump Organization."
It would be a good time to remember that the Alfa stuff in the dossier is different from the Alfa thing about the server communicating with the Trump Organization. Got it? Good.
Here, have a full statement from Feinstein:
So basically Benczkowski was working for the Russian bank (whose oligarch leaders are pals with Putin) to absolve it of all wrongdoing in the Russia scandal, BUT YET he won't commit to recusing himself from that investigation if he's confirmed. Is it because he sees Donald Trump bullying Attorney General Jeff Sessions and saying if Sessions had said he would recuse himself beforehand, he wouldn't have gotten the job? If so, is Benczkowski refusing because he's actually committed to the rule of law and doesn't want to lose his job before he gets it, or is he doing it because he's ready on day one to be an ass-licking foot soldier in service of King Pussgrab Of Mar-a-Lago?
We are just curious.
We don't have much more to say about this except for WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?
The New York Times notes one more interesting thing, though. While it's still standing by its claim that the FBI is no longer investigating the ties between Alfa and Trump (we're skeptical), it notes that Benczkowski's law firm, Kirkland & Ellis, sent the Senate Judiciary Committee a letter absolving its Russian client of all allegations of nefarious communications with the Trump Organization, citing reports from "independent cybersecurity experts" Mandiant and Stroz Friedberg, which say Alfa did not have sexual relations with Trump. But there's something weird about the Mandiant report:
... Mandiant’s investigation of Alfa Bank was, at best, cursory. According to people familiar with Mandiant’s review, its experts were shown largely metadata, the information that travels along with a message, for the communications that took place. The contents of the messages — if there were any — were not available.
Without a much deeper forensic examination, the company could not determine the purpose of the communications. Its resulting report was carefully hedged, noting that without more study, it could not give the bank a clean bill of health. But the bank used that report, however limited, to make the case that it had been exonerated.
Shhhhhhh, it's probably fine.
Let's just get this guy confirmed to give Trump another win in his effort to Make America Russia Again.
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Shit fire fuck a goat in de ass...WTF is wrong with goddamn republicans...Does Trump have kid diddling and fondling tapes on them stupid fuknutt ignotards or what....Does all the republicans have something on each other ? Do these bastions of stupidity have pictures of corrupt lawmakers(lawbreakers)gang banging a billy goat? Does Trump have videos of them in gay bars doing gay things?Is the republican party a codswallowing bag of bunglecunts out to blackmail their legislation into laws..They would gladly suck Trump off in the oval office while Kelly holds the cum towel for them that prefer to spit just to get their special interest sponsors legislation passed to the detriment of American workers. These republican bottom feeders whose only purpose in life is to enrich themselves and serve their corporate bosses..Is this why all the republicans have the appearance of being brain dead morons in suits who only repeat and repeat the current rhetorical bullshit they pass off as news and all other opposition with actual facts are the fake news. Who has what on whom? With each and everyone of them a total fraud and lackey for big money...How can we survive as a nation when all the sudden helping working Americans is now a bad thing...But helping corporate America fleece us blind is a capitalist free market right for the elite to get all the prosperity America has to offer...Working Americans are disposable and not worth the effort in any way to make everyone's life a great thing. The only ones who matter are the free market capitalists who own everything..these are the gods of republicanism...Republicanism=Fascism. Republican base voters are the stupids that keep these assholes in power...Uneducated shitheads are the believers in rhetorical redundancy and plain stupidity and keep the corporate agenda alive an well and fuking them in the ass daily and they beg for more. Watch Trump give his usual mouth hole jargon to his blind supporters and watch them light up after each and every lie from his shithole mouth....Scarry times we live in.
With all the accusations of collusion with Russia flying about, you'd think he'd want to stay away from anyone who has any Russian link for a little while... I realize I'm overestimating him.