A Children's Treasury Of ALEC Protester Funtimes
But all was not lost for the forces of freedom! Ted had some great advice for the conservatives in attendance. In addition to telling them to tattoo the words "growth" and "opportunity" on their hands to remind them of the only things they should care about legislatively, Ted exhorted them to fight back against the image of Republicans as "the party of the rich" since, of course, attempts to keep citizens from voting, unionizing, or staying alive by not being shot just scream The People's Party.
ALEC will soon leave Washington, DC, but its dirty tentacles will continue to writhe in the many dark corners of state legislative chambers as long as it has a steady flow of corporate munnies.
So, maybe a bake sale for the next conference? If they're a little short, their new friends at Google might be able to help them out.