It is weird to us, but some of you do not actually read Wonkette more than 200 times a month. So you may have missed yesterday's announcement that I, your Editrix, am here in this nation's glorious capital, and that you may buy me liquor.
We shall meet from six to nine p.m. at the Melrose Hotel in Georgetown; for the first hour there shall be drinks and appetizer specials, where they shall cost $5, in honor of our STALINIST FIVE-YEAR PLAN. (Actually, we already did our five-year plan, and it was "I dunno, make a new website or something I guess.")
So join us! BE SEXY! (No, really, do try to be sexy.) And we shall drink to this nation, and how none of you will be getting your paychecks next month. :(
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.
