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Last night, while we were all rightfully losing out shit about Trump excusing authoritarian racism with the pardoning of Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Sebastian Gorka "resigned." In a sternly worded nastygram clearly meant to point fingers at the globalist cucks attempting to bring civility to government, Gorka fingered the rise of "forces that do not support the MAGA promise" as his reasoning; however, White House sources released an official statement that more or less says he was told to fuck off.

Upon hearing that he was actually "You're Fired" from John Kelly, or HR McMaster, Javanka, or whatever, Gorka called it "disappointing that someone wished to spin this." Son of a bitch, does that mean Trump's White House is lying?! WHOA, if true!

Apparently, Gorka has been on vacation and John Kelly decided to use the opportunity to pull Gorka's security credentials, which is doubtless for the best; who knows what kind of office supplies would have been liberated on his way out?

In his resignation letter, Gorka says that he was pissed off after hearing Trump's Afghanistan speech because at no time does he say the magic words "RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM," and that his lack of specific policy directives left him worried that Trump might spend another trillion Ameros making boom-booms in Not America looking for buried treasure.

The fact that those who drafted and approved the speech removed any mention of Radical Islam or radical Islamic terrorism proves that a crucial element of your presidential campaign has been lost… [T]he speech listed operational objectives without ever defining the strategic victory conditions we are fighting for. This omission should seriously disturb any national security professional...

Gorka's tenure at the White House was mired in scandal from the beginning; nobody was ever sure what the hell he was supposed to be doing there. He held the title of Deputy Assistant to the President, but as a Bannonite who was brought over from Breitbart, his only job seemed to be to spread Islamophobia like a bad case of herpes. Earlier this month Gorka chastised the "fake news media industrial complex" after people wondered if the White House had ANY kind of statement on the bombing of a mosque. A few days later he was shit-talking REXXON for his attempt to calm American's North Korean nuclear nightmares. Earlier this year Gorka was spotted wearing Hungarian Nazi insignia, which he attempted to pass off as family heirloom.

Describing himself as a foreign policy and terrorism expert, Gorka has never been able to offer any advice that didn't send the other DC brain boxes into violent spasms of nerd rage. It's long been accepted that terms like "radical islam" are akin to N-bombs in Muslim communities, fostering dissent among those most susceptible to extremists and ideologues. At a time when ISIS and other jihadi groups are retreating, having a fearmongering nationalist attempting to steer military strategy towards something resembling genocide is counterproductive (to say the least), especially when those same groups are actively using social media to encourage lone-wolf attacks at home rather than traveling to failing strongholds in Syria, Iraq, and Yemen.

Though we doubt we've heard the last of Gorka as he can easily head back to Breitbart or slither off to Sinclair, at least his influence has been muted. Good riddance to old trash.

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Dominic Gwinn

Dominic is a broke journalist in Chicago. You can find him in a dirty bar talking to weirdos, or lying in a gutter taking photos.

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