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Can we deport him to Hungary? He'll fit in quite well there.

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Actually, he can apply for unemployment benefits on the grounds that he was "separated from service," if D.C. law is like the law of most other states. Not that I'm going to tell him that. He can bloody well get a job at the next Anime convention as Krystallnacht Sparklebrony.

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No proof whatsoever that Gorka is a Nazi.

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An oval office,Two dark birds fought for a fruit,Rotting in the rain.

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You mean alleged ties with Nazis.

Liberals didn't have a problem with Sharpton being named race ambassador for the White House. They didn't have a problem with Obama being friends with Robert Byrd.

So again, do you have any proof Gorka is a Nazi? If you don't then I can say Obama is a racist using the same reasoning.

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How I love this, and all Tom Lehrer! Thank you.

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Gorka has impeccable Nazi credentials.

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Resigned or fired, no unemployment either way.

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"we were all rightfully losing out shit about Trump"

The pruufreeder is drunkk agin.

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Just your standard everyday Rethugs who know better than to yell "Seig Heil!" in a crowded theater.

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He tried to lure ACTUAL experts on terrorism to some shindig he was hosting, apparently to give himself some cred.

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Spellcheck is a cruel mistress.

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I still don't get that. The original punks (at least the UK variety) were pretty blatant about being socialists, and dead-set against Thatcher's Republican-esque Conservatives. Why would the neo-Nazis decide this was THEIR sound?

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I think I've figured something out. Imagine this conversation:'I want a burger for dinner.''But Mr President, you had a burger for lun...''I WANNA BURGER FOR DINNER!''<sighs> Yes, Mr President. What do you want on it?''Cheese an' bacon an' Big Mac sauce an' onions an' pickles. But the little round pickles, not those, whattaya call 'em, those gorka pickles.''You mean...''I MEAN THOSE GORKA ONES! I DON"T WANT 'EM! NO GORKAS! NO GORKAS!'[aide in next room] 'Really? Okay, fine, type up the termination papers. Just as happy to see the back of that Nazi fuck, frankly.'

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"The piano has been drinking..."

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