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Unnamed Baghead: Who made this goddamn shit?Other Unnamed Baghead: Willard's wife.Willard: Well, make your own goddamn mask!Big Daddy: Look. Nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny did.Unnamed Baghead: Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!Other Unnamed Baghead: What about you, Robert? Can you see?Robert: Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I - I'm ridin' blind.Bag Head #2: [rips bag] Shit. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?Unnamed Baghead: No! Nobody brought an extra bag!

Willard: Well fuck all y'all! I'm going home! You know, I watched my wife work all day gettin' thirty bags together for you ungrateful sons of bitches! And all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, don't ask me or mine for nothin'!Bag Head #2: Okay, I'm confused. Are the bags on or off?Robert: I think... we all think the bag was a nice idea. But - not pointin' any fingers - they coulda been done better. So, how 'bout, no bags this time - but next time, we do the bags right, and then we go full regalia

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This does not surprise me.

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