American Hero Eats Sandwich
A special ceremony is planned Tuesday afternoon at McDonald’s in Fond du Lac for Don Gorske. That’s because, since 1972, Gorske has eaten at least two Big Macs a day, which means the 57-year-old will be eating his 25,000th Big Mac on the 39th anniversary of eating his first.
Good he got that in now. There will be no more sandwiches come Saturday, as that is when the world is ending. [ Fox News ]
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