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Andrew Breitbart Tribute Video 'Breitbart Is Here' Is Quite Something

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Out of respect for the late Andrew Breitbart, it is not right to make fun of (the legacy of the ghost of) Breitbart as it pertains to this tribute video for Breitbart by one Chris Cassone, but the truth is, that is not even necessary, because the video itself is where the most Breitbart-ghost-legacy-related fun can be found...to make. "Breitbart Is Here" has so much to offer: disobedience of the basic laws of perspective, practiced by all self-respecting artists since the mid-15th century, an unhealthy but not at all unexpected penchant for rhyming, leading to curious and bad lyrics, an egregious amount of visual symbolism meant to convey puppets, talking heads, monkeys and such, and an overly literal portrayal of just where the spirit of Breitbart "is," these days, as illustrated by Breitbart fliers, which in the video are affixed to visibly liberal real-world locations such as the New York Times building. And rather business-savvily, it looks like this video is the natural progression of the BREITBART IS HERE "brand," which began with an "iconic" poster/t-shirt thing. So smart!


The lyrics must be transcribed, as best as we can, and so here (and here and here and here):

Television told us the situation

How he slipped on by just heading home

Is there ever a healing

For this feeling I've never known?

Our heartbeat drowns out all the chatter

Of the talking heads so insincere

I see all their lips move

But I cannot even hear

And Breitbart is here!

He's been so strong

It makes me crazy

The dog and pony show's extreme (?)

Let's hold up a bright (BREIT?) light

And shine it on all these schemes

I've been looking high and low to find him

Like I'm on the open road alone

Today it is all done (?)

But here comes the morning sun

And Breitbart is here, is here

And even here

Everywhere I look now he seems to appear

He's here and here and here and here and here

Breitbart is here

Where we gonna find that inspiration?

More and more they're so hypnotized

I'm feeling much stronger

Just like I'm deputized (????????!!!!!)

And Breitbart is here, is here

(He's here)

And even here

(He's here)

Everywhere I look now he seems to appear

He's here and here and here and here and here

Breitbart is here and here and here and here

It's like he's standing next to me

I don't feel the fear

He's here and here and here and here and here

Breitbart is here and here and here and here

Everywhere I look now

He just seems to appear

He's here and here and here and here and here

And over here

ETC.

Is there any real explanation to accompany this great work? No, but I Own The World proprietor or contributor or whatever does leave a note for the readers of a blog to which he gave "the first look" of the video, and thanks that blog for posting some image of Breitbart that he sent them right after Breitbart died, because "it had gone viral by the time I woke up the next day."

That is amazing, congrats. [I Own The World]

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