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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What!? I'm not wishing anyone dead, nor am I suggesting that anyone carnally violate someone in the region of the occipital bone. Can't you just imagine the outpouring of fan memorials that would come out after the tragic passing of, I don't know...Glen Beck though?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Can you imagine how many pall-bearers they'll need for Rush?

The thought reminds me of an old <a href="http:\/\/www.private-eye.co.uk\/covers.php\?showme=781" target="_blank">Private Eye cover</a>: "He was a great man. [280 lbs] at least."

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Chris Grrr's avatar

All hail. He suffered in close proximity so we didn't have to.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Rasputin?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Tommy, the Pinball Wizard?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Shaken, but not stirred?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Never shake a Riley.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

WADR, "Breitbart is here" doesn't belong on a t-shirt.

It should be printed on underwear.

On the back.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Memorializing fan work is still better than having the real thing. We can say, OMG! This is awful. To which I would reply, "yeah, but he's still dead."

Imagine the wonderful fan stuff that would be created for Ann, Rush, O'Reillly (fuck...he'll get a parade!), etc.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Easy now..Riley is still shaken.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

True. And while they were able to use a caddy to tote around Kim's <a href="http:\/\/www.blogcdn.com\/www.autoblog.com\/media\/2011\/12\/kim-jong-il-funeral-opt.jpg" target="_blank">portrait</a>, they'd need something bigger for Rush's picture.

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