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Angry Bobby Jindal Is Your New Patton, Will Lead A Mighty Army Into Washington D.C.

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This weekend was Ralph Reed's "Faith and Freedom Coalition" pious ragefest, which we assume, as news trickles out, will be an almost endless source of material. Up first: walking talking permanent 5-o'clock shadow Bobby Jindal. Bobby is really working hard at going full right wing nutbar. Whether it is burnishing his Christian credentials to the point of stroking them off or telling Common Core that it needs to pack its things and move out, Jindal's 2016 pandering is on point, yo.


To the faithful freedom-y audience, Bobby Jindal really stepped up his game and pretty much stone cold called for people to march on Washington D.C., but not in a cool Martin Luther King Jr. way but more in a London Blitz circa 1940 sort of way.

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal on Saturday night accused President Barack Obama and other Democrats of waging wars against religious liberty and education [...]

"I can sense right now a rebellion brewing amongst these United States," Jindal said, "where people are ready for a hostile takeover of Washington, D.C., to preserve the American Dream for our children and grandchildren."

It does not seem to occur to Bobby Jindal that Washington D.C. is actually a place where people live and work, and believe it or not, not everyone works for the government or loves Democrats. But hey! Never let a little reality get in the way of your weird war fantasies, right?

Given that Jindal already thinks he's under attack and he's leading the Christians into battle, presumably he just thinks that burning D.C. to the ground is fighting back or something.

The governor said there was a "silent war" on religious liberty being fought in the U.S. — a country that he said was built on that liberty.

"I am tired of the left. They say they're for tolerance, they say they respect diversity. The reality is this: They respect everybody unless you happen to disagree with them," he said. "The left is trying to silence us and I'm tired of it, I won't take it anymore."

Why won't the left just LEAVE BOBBY ALONE and let him be a bigot that imposes his Jesus will on an entire state, huh? Why won't the left let Bobby Jindal make Duck Dynasty the national teevee show? Why won't the left let Bobby Jindal personally homeschool all of their children so they don't accidentally learn anything about evolution? WHEN WILL THEIR TYRANNY STOP??

Fortunately, if Jindal is leading the charge, we heathen leftists will have plenty of time to clear out, because Christ, that man is a slow talker that likes to hear himself talk, which is a deadly combination, but at least one that will give us plenty of lead time.

We really should start thinking of what mighty Northern heathen cities we'll just abandon to his mighty army, however. Cleveland, maybe? We're just spitballing here. Help us out.

[TPM]

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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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