Ann Romney: Husband Mitt Has Flaccid Pecker
Nice Mitt Romney Head Sister Wife In Charge Ann Romney made a boner today when asked whether her husband was too "stiff." Here, let us let Twitter tell the story:
Ann Romney used to give a bunch of dough to Planned Parenthood, so we are fairly sure that she is not a sad homeschooled ninny who doesn't know how babies are made. In fact, we are beginning to think she did this on purpose, to win a coveted Wonkette Comment of the Day Award (Mitt Romney's Pecker Edition), because she's secretly a slutty and kick-ass abortion machine. So which of you guys is Ann Romney? [Twitter]
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.