Nice Mitt Romney Head Sister Wife In Charge Ann Romney made a boner today when asked whether her husband was too "stiff." Here, let us let Twitter tell the story:
No, it's not just you. It's all of us, really.
Even Ann.
Reminds me of one of the great Tonight Show moments that probably never happened.
Johnny Carson was interviewing Mrs. Arnold Palmer.
Carson: "Do you do anything special to bring your husband luck before a tournament?"
Mrs. Palmer: "I kiss his balls."
Carson: "I bet that makes his putter stand up."
Mr. Romney maintains a state of manually-stimulated semi-turgidity at all times, just in case.
There's a reason he's called Mitt.
It's not me. It's you.
No wait, that came out wrong. I was thinking of what you say when you dump someone.
Stiff and awkward.
No, it's not just you. It's all of us, really.
Even Ann.
Reminds me of one of the great Tonight Show moments that probably never happened.
Johnny Carson was interviewing Mrs. Arnold Palmer.
Carson: "Do you do anything special to bring your husband luck before a tournament?"
Mrs. Palmer: "I kiss his balls."
Carson: "I bet that makes his putter stand up."
Mr. Romney maintains a state of manually-stimulated semi-turgidity at all times, just in case.
There's a reason he's called Mitt.
It's not me. It's you.
No wait, that came out wrong. I was thinking of what you say when you dump someone.
Stiff and awkward.