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Mahousu's avatar

No, it's not just you. It's all of us, really.

Even Ann.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Reminds me of one of the great Tonight Show moments that probably never happened.

Johnny Carson was interviewing Mrs. Arnold Palmer.

Carson: "Do you do anything special to bring your husband luck before a tournament?"

Mrs. Palmer: "I kiss his balls."

Carson: "I bet that makes his putter stand up."

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Mr. Romney maintains a state of manually-stimulated semi-turgidity at all times, just in case.

There's a reason he's called Mitt.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

It's not me. It's you.

No wait, that came out wrong. I was thinking of what you say when you dump someone.

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schmannity's avatar

Stiff and awkward.

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