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duuuuuun. duun. ;)

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Oh, a Baywatch era Pam Anderson isn't nearly enough for these chucklefucks. She needs at least the following credentials to be worthy of a mighty Incel. - an innocent virgin who's expert in any kind of sex he feels like trying - instantly hot to trot when he wants it, but doesn't "bother" him any other time - has multiple screaming orgasms from 90 seconds of inept thrusting and no foreplay - doesn't work because every second of her time is spent devoted to serving him (and women get Uppity when they have their own money), but doesn't drain his "resources" with nonsense like food and clothing - always impeccably turned out and in great shape, but not "high maintenance" - dresses and acts exactly the right amount of slutty; enough that other men are jealous of him, but not enough to suggest she's interested in other men - bears and nurtures his children without causing the slightest change in his lifestyle, such as spending time on the baby instead of him or increasing the household expenses - never changes her body shape in any way, unless to match the prevailing definition of "hot". Of course this includes during pregnancy. - never ages

I'm pretty sure that list isn't comprehensive, btw.

These cave dwellers pretend to themselves that such women are actually out there, but they're unfairly all banging "Chad" instead of being equitably distributed among discontented sociopaths as God intended.

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