Arab Guy On Plane Scaring Wingnuts Probably Just Needed To Pee Really Bad

An update on the DOOR-KNOCKING TERROR IN THE SKY:  

The man, Rageh Almurisi, 28, may have thought it was a rest room. "He's not a terrorist, trust me," said his cousin Rageh Almoraissi, 29, who owns a store in Vallejo, Calif. "You don't knock on a door as a terrorist act. I think it was just a misunderstanding," he added, saying that his cousin has a math degree and loves America.

Almurisi tried the handle of the locked cockpit, and when a flight attendant told him the bathroom was to his left, he rammed the door with his shoulder and "kept yelling and pushing," according to an FBI affidavit.

Like all good, self-centered Americans, he was simply trying to get in there and piss on the pilot's face for making the passengers wait on the tarmac so long before taking off.

Isn't "Allahu Akbar" what you yell when you really have to piss and finally get the chance to do it? [ NYDN ]