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I'm convinced this came from Al Queda's top planning office. Step 1 : Knock on door, say "Pizza delivery" in Arabic ("alahu akbar with pepperoni") Step 2 : If door doesn't open, try again using Domino's "shoulder technique" This cannot fail.

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math degree? <i>MATH DEGREE?!?!?!</i>

please.

dude is obviously a terrorist.

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I'm convinced this came from Al Queda's top planning office. Step 1 : Knock on door, say "Pizza delivery" in Arabic ("alahu akbar with pepperoni") Step 2 : If door doesn't open, try again using Domino's "shoulder technique" This cannot fail.

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math degree? <i>MATH DEGREE?!?!?!</i>

please.

dude is obviously a terrorist.

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