An update on the DOOR-KNOCKING TERROR IN THE SKY: The man, Rageh Almurisi, 28, may have thought it was a rest room. "He's not a terrorist, trust me," said his cousin Rageh Almoraissi, 29, who owns a store in Vallejo, Calif. "You don't knock on a door as a terrorist act. I think it was just a misunderstanding," he added, saying that his cousin has a math degree and loves America.
I'm convinced this came from Al Queda's top planning office. Step 1 : Knock on door, say "Pizza delivery" in Arabic ("alahu akbar with pepperoni") Step 2 : If door doesn't open, try again using Domino's "shoulder technique" This cannot fail.
I'm convinced this came from Al Queda's top planning office. Step 1 : Knock on door, say "Pizza delivery" in Arabic ("alahu akbar with pepperoni") Step 2 : If door doesn't open, try again using Domino's "shoulder technique" This cannot fail.
Arab Guy On Plane Scaring Wingnuts Probably Just Needed To Pee Really Bad
I'm convinced this came from Al Queda's top planning office. Step 1 : Knock on door, say "Pizza delivery" in Arabic ("alahu akbar with pepperoni") Step 2 : If door doesn't open, try again using Domino's "shoulder technique" This cannot fail.
math degree? <i>MATH DEGREE?!?!?!</i>
please.
dude is obviously a terrorist.
I&#039;m convinced this came from Al Queda&#039;s top planning office. Step 1 : Knock on door, say &quot;Pizza delivery&quot; in Arabic (&quot;alahu akbar with pepperoni&quot;) Step 2 : If door doesn&#039;t open, try again using Domino&#039;s &quot;shoulder technique&quot; This cannot fail.
math degree? <i>MATH DEGREE?!?!?!</i>
please.
dude is obviously a terrorist.