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Yelling "Play Ball!" at the end may have been a little much


Remember how Barack Obama was always showing his disrespect for America by never putting his hand over his heart (at least one time) during the national anthem, putting his big black feet up on America's desk, telling Marines to hold umbrellas over himself and a damp foreigner, and saluting his Marine guard while holding coffee. Oh, yes, and that time Republican lip-readers were certain Michelle Obama said, as a flag was being folded, "All this for a damn flag," because what else would she have said?

Thank Crom we finally have a president who loves America, which makes it OK for him to dance around, grin, and sing along (badly and off key, we'll assume) with the anthem during a Memorial Day ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery, right in front of the Tomb of the Unknowns:

As Yr Editrix put it when she posted the Twitter video in the Wonkette Sekret ChatCave yesterday, "At first I thought people criticizing this were just petty, but this is actually kind of awful and horrifying." We agree, because that's our job, of course. But just LOOK at the draft dodger bouncing around like he can't wait for the cake to be served. Jesus cured his bone spurs!

Now, obviously, from the Twitters, we learned there is absolutely nothing wrong with a President singing along with the anthem, because he is a patriot and loves America. As for the bopping, well, that's fine, too, because Donald Trump, unlike some black presidents named Obama, LOVES AMERICA, so shut up. He can honor our military dead however he wants.

We will now leave you to contemplate the likely reactions had Barack Obama even once swayed and fidgeted during the anthem like a small boy who needs to pee. But then, he never really loved America, did he? If he had, he would have told some intelligence secrets to the Russian foreign minister in the Oval Office.

As it was, he posted this photo to Twitter. Notice how he still has to make America's holidays all about himself, by being in the picture. What an egotist!

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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