At Solemn Memorial Day Ceremony, Donald Trump Solemnly Sings, Dances Like Six-Year-Old
Yelling "Play Ball!" at the end may have been a little much
Remember how Barack Obama was always showing his disrespect for America by never putting his hand over his heart (at least one time) during the national anthem, putting his big black feet up on America's desk, telling Marines to hold umbrellas over himself and a damp foreigner, and saluting his Marine guard while holding coffee. Oh, yes, and that time Republican lip-readers were certain Michelle Obama said, as a flag was being folded, "All this for a damn flag," because what else would she have said?
Thank Crom we finally have a president who loves America, which makes it OK for him to dance around, grin, and sing along (badly and off key, we'll assume) with the anthem during a Memorial Day ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery, right in front of the Tomb of the Unknowns:
As Yr Editrix put it when she posted the Twitter video in the Wonkette Sekret ChatCave yesterday, "At first I thought people criticizing this were just petty, but this is actually kind of awful and horrifying." We agree, because that's our job, of course. But just LOOK at the draft dodger bouncing around like he can't wait for the cake to be served. Jesus cured his bone spurs!
Now, obviously, from the Twitters, we learned there is absolutely nothing wrong with a President singing along with the anthem, because he is a patriot and loves America. As for the bopping, well, that's fine, too, because Donald Trump, unlike some black presidents named Obama, LOVES AMERICA, so shut up. He can honor our military dead however he wants.
We will now leave you to contemplate the likely reactions had Barack Obama even once swayed and fidgeted during the anthem like a small boy who needs to pee. But then, he never really loved America, did he? If he had, he would have told some intelligence secrets to the Russian foreign minister in the Oval Office.
As it was, he posted this photo to Twitter. Notice how he still has to make America's holidays all about himself, by being in the picture. What an egotist!
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