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As i understand it, the tune "To Anacreon in Heaven" was written so that singing clubs and choral societies could show of their vocal talents. So yes, it's supposed to be difficult to sing.

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That is not a thing that happened.

I mean, I saw it happening, but no. It can't be.

Please?

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Hardest part about star spangled is just remembering how high that final "laaaand of the freeeeee" gets.

How ever low you think you're starting drop several pitches lower

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We all knew it was going to be bad, but he exceeded the lowest expectations ...

At times during that clip he reminded me of the smirking deputy who got his ass kicked in the barber's chair by Gene Hackman in "Mississippi Burning", and I found myself wishing a similar fate for him; at others times his idiot face recalled pictures I've seen of Mussolini and I found myself wishing for him the same career success the Italian fascist enjoyed.

My family has been to Arlington. We've seen the Changing of the Guard at the Tomb of the Unknowns. It is a moving experience just to find oneself on that hallowed ground and to reflect upon the reason for it's existence. I was appalled and embarrassed beyond my ability to express it when saw the video of this child behaving this way at such a time in such a place. Fuck this guy. Asshole.

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At least he sings and puts his hand over his heart. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Just a reminder that when Lex Luthor was elected president in Superman comics he divested himself of all his Luthor Corp shares. Which makes Trump less dignified than a comic parody and less ethical than a comic supervillain.

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The general dude is singing along too.

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Some people read the stories here. Others just react to something they believe is offensive. Try reading next time.

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"It's a four-octave range. Even Metropolitan Opera singers can't cut it." - Robert Klein

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Did Mattis have to slap his hand to get him to put it on his heart like Melanoma did?

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No hookers. No hookers. You're the hooker.

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I can see he knows about half the words. The best half, the best words.

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If you asked me to picture an immature 8-year-old draft-dodging Gold Star-family insulting always-wanted-a-Purple-Heart-and-got-one-the-easy-way only-non-captured-veteran-loving traitor, I get someone better than this.

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Was that the time when Bush was laughing too but they didn't notice that part?

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Not only is he an asshole but he is an ass-clown as well. It makes me want to hit a Faux News-watching olds with votes. Jeez, people in this country truly hate their country for voting for this asshole.

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Does he watch old film clips of Mussolini? That is who he looks like to me.

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