Awwww, Big Man Donald Trump Thinks He Could Beat Joe Biden In A Fight!

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UH OH THERE ARE GOING TO BE FISTICUFFS! Friday, your vice president, Old Handsome Joe Biden, said while campaigning for Hillary that Donald J. Trump's treatment of women makes him want to beat the ever-loving fuck-spittle out of the Republican presidential nominee. Specifically, he said this:

The press always asks me, don’t I wish I were debating him. No, I wish we were in high school, I COULD TAKE HIM BEHIND THE GYM. That’s what I wish.

Biden would take Trump behind the gym and introduce him to his fists, "Camaro" and "Big Fuckin' Deal."

Then Monday, Biden "clarified" in Toledo by saying yeah, if he were in high school, that is what he would do!

I'm not going to say any more. No, I'll get myself in trouble and say something like I'd like to take him behind the gym if I was in high school. I mean, all kiddin' aside, wouldn't you? I mean, for real. Can you imagine a guy in a locker room talkin' that way, and your sister's out there watchin' the game? Not a joke. IF I WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I want to make it clear, I understand what assault is. I'm not in high school. IF I WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I used to have a temper in high school, I don't have a temper anymore, nothing ever bothers me.

Then Biden went like this:

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