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Would you like to read a long and enjoyable essay on why Ayn Rand was probably the most evil troll of the post-Hitler era? (Now we don't have to compare her to Hitler!)Here's the piece, on The Awl. You will enjoy it, we bet! Also, it gives us an excuse to post this video that's been floating around the last couple of days. Watch Ayn Rand explain why most of the useless-eater population needs to die! It adds a lot of weird despair and pathos hathos (sorry spellcheck doesn't know this fake word!) to our beloved artist Benjamin Frisch's online comic about Ayn visiting the 21st Century (in a time machine built by Greenspan, for some reason), the way she's so disgusted by the middle-class slovenly teabaggers who worship her god-hating name for some reason. It is always good to mention again that Ayn Rand hated the very idea of Jesus. Hated, hated, hated. Not that she believed there was any such person, but the whole idea just repulsed her.


Do we smell marijuana somewhere, by the way? There is definitely the smell of marijuana here. But where is here, ultimately?

God, why did anyone pay attention to her? Oh right, most people didn't! Sadly, a lot of nerdy white guys in college felt cool because Ayn hated religion, so maybe that would impress the hippie girls? Go get her, Hitchens:

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There was a time, a few months ago, when everyone had written off Elizabeth Warren. Well, not me, because I am a fabulous genius, but lots of other people. The "very reasonable" talking heads on all the various news channels, the kind of people who used to say things like "Oh, we'd like universal health care too, but 'the people' will never go for it!" but who definitely did not actually want universal health care for any reason, and even the Trump campaign. Though, to be fair, the Trump campaign didn't think Trump had much of a chance of winning in 2016 either.

But now, as more and more people hear her speak, hear her plans, hear what she wants to do and how she wants to do it... Elizabeth Warren is rising up in the polls. She's a contender. In the most recent Quinnipiac poll, she was closing in on Sanders for second place nationally, and in California and Nevada polls, she's in second place.

And now, according to a report from Politico, the Trump campaign is now scrambling and panicking and... stalking her?

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