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Barack Obama Finally Gets A Sex Scandal

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"Wheels up, rings off," amirite Secret Service? Maybe! Everything we know about thissexxxy new scandal we learned from Twitter! What else does Twitter have to tell us about the #SecretService getting bom dia-ed in Colombia?


* Pay your prostitute DUMBASS.

* They had a Groupon.

* 10 Recommendations For a quicker and much easier Purchase When Selling Your House

* Obama is probably using hookers too because MOOCHELLE.

* Obama's lack of leadership duh.

* The character of POTUS's staff is a direct reflection on poor character of POTUS duh.

* Also Bill Clinton's fault duh.

* Should former Obama social secretary Desiree Rogers be fired again? Yes she should be fired again.

* Coochie coochie! (Charo)

* Charo is from Spain DUMBASS.

* RON PAUL!

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