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Barack Obama Finally Gets A Sex Scandal

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"Wheels up, rings off," amirite Secret Service? Maybe! Everything we know about thissexxxy new scandal we learned from Twitter! What else does Twitter have to tell us about the #SecretService getting bom dia-ed in Colombia?


* Pay your prostitute DUMBASS.

* They had a Groupon.

* 10 Recommendations For a quicker and much easier Purchase When Selling Your House

* Obama is probably using hookers too because MOOCHELLE.

* Obama's lack of leadership duh.

* The character of POTUS's staff is a direct reflection on poor character of POTUS duh.

* Also Bill Clinton's fault duh.

* Should former Obama social secretary Desiree Rogers be fired again? Yes she should be fired again.

* Coochie coochie! (Charo)

* Charo is from Spain DUMBASS.

* RON PAUL!

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

Culture Wars
by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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