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chascates's avatar

Ah, the 24-hour Tex-Mex treat! I miss taking the Austin paper because they often include the 'buy 1, get another for $1' coupons! And I always get the borracho beans!

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Everybody is inexplicably drawn to KFC about every 9 months, you think it can't be that bad, and get a box/bucket of greasy goodness, with corn on a stick and mashed potatoes with lava gravy. Then you spend 24 hours giving birth to a , well, you know, and you're good for another 9 months. Strangely we all forget the pain and go back in another 9 months.

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Whoa, I thought that was only Atlanta stripper food! Looove the salsa bar too.

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I have that DVD trilogy...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Did you know Charo went to court to legally change her age?

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"A Polish officer does not accept money."

~ End of a classic Groucho Marx joke.

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ttu:

Have you seen the Wonkette ad for the new book by former Secret Service agent Clint Hill? It is a memoir about guarding Mrs. Jacqueline Kennedy when she was the First Lady.

Last night "60 Minutes" did a nice tribute to Mike Wallace, including a bit of his interview with Mr. HIll - the first since the death of John F. Kennedy. Mr. Hill was in tears because he didn't save the President's life by moving more quickly to block the bullet that killed him.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

When the van is rockin' Don't bother knockin'.

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And for the death and terrible cover-up over it of Pat Tillman. And the lies about Jessica Lynch.

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fuflans's avatar

oh man roscoe, i loves me some durbin.

did you, you know, talk to him?

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fuflans's avatar

yes in fact it IS obamas secret service.

asshats.

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finally! an obama scandal wonkette can get behind!

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<a href="http:\/\/www.gethandbag.com\/images\/193-single-moms.gif" target="_blank">Indeed.</a>

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The Quirk's avatar

I think she morphed into Sofia Vergara a few years ago.

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Veeeejuh was the villain in the first STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Guys I had Dick Durbin onboard my flight yesterday. I realize this is totally off topic, and for that I'm sorry, but I was/am totally starstruck.....ya know I'd rather meet Dick Durbin than any of the Kardashians! He was such a good passenger, too....obeyed the seatbelt sign, turned his electronic devices like he was supposed to.....didn't get shitfaced......

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