"Wheels up, rings off," amirite Secret Service? Maybe! Everything we know about this sexxxy new scandal we learned from Twitter! What else does Twitter have to tell us about the #SecretService getting bom dia-ed in Colombia? * Pay your prostitute DUMBASS.
Ah, the 24-hour Tex-Mex treat! I miss taking the Austin paper because they often include the 'buy 1, get another for $1' coupons! And I always get the borracho beans!
Everybody is inexplicably drawn to KFC about every 9 months, you think it can't be that bad, and get a box/bucket of greasy goodness, with corn on a stick and mashed potatoes with lava gravy. Then you spend 24 hours giving birth to a , well, you know, and you're good for another 9 months. Strangely we all forget the pain and go back in another 9 months.
Have you seen the Wonkette ad for the new book by former Secret Service agent Clint Hill? It is a memoir about guarding Mrs. Jacqueline Kennedy when she was the First Lady.
Last night "60 Minutes" did a nice tribute to Mike Wallace, including a bit of his interview with Mr. HIll - the first since the death of John F. Kennedy. Mr. Hill was in tears because he didn't save the President's life by moving more quickly to block the bullet that killed him.
Guys I had Dick Durbin onboard my flight yesterday. I realize this is totally off topic, and for that I'm sorry, but I was/am totally starstruck.....ya know I'd rather meet Dick Durbin than any of the Kardashians! He was such a good passenger, too....obeyed the seatbelt sign, turned his electronic devices like he was supposed to.....didn't get shitfaced......
Ah, the 24-hour Tex-Mex treat! I miss taking the Austin paper because they often include the 'buy 1, get another for $1' coupons! And I always get the borracho beans!
Everybody is inexplicably drawn to KFC about every 9 months, you think it can't be that bad, and get a box/bucket of greasy goodness, with corn on a stick and mashed potatoes with lava gravy. Then you spend 24 hours giving birth to a , well, you know, and you're good for another 9 months. Strangely we all forget the pain and go back in another 9 months.
Whoa, I thought that was only Atlanta stripper food! Looove the salsa bar too.
I have that DVD trilogy...
Did you know Charo went to court to legally change her age?
"A Polish officer does not accept money."
~ End of a classic Groucho Marx joke.
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Have you seen the Wonkette ad for the new book by former Secret Service agent Clint Hill? It is a memoir about guarding Mrs. Jacqueline Kennedy when she was the First Lady.
Last night "60 Minutes" did a nice tribute to Mike Wallace, including a bit of his interview with Mr. HIll - the first since the death of John F. Kennedy. Mr. Hill was in tears because he didn't save the President's life by moving more quickly to block the bullet that killed him.
When the van is rockin' Don't bother knockin'.
And for the death and terrible cover-up over it of Pat Tillman. And the lies about Jessica Lynch.
oh man roscoe, i loves me some durbin.
did you, you know, talk to him?
yes in fact it IS obamas secret service.
asshats.
finally! an obama scandal wonkette can get behind!
<a href="http:\/\/www.gethandbag.com\/images\/193-single-moms.gif" target="_blank">Indeed.</a>
I think she morphed into Sofia Vergara a few years ago.
Veeeejuh was the villain in the first STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE.
Guys I had Dick Durbin onboard my flight yesterday. I realize this is totally off topic, and for that I&#039;m sorry, but I was/am totally starstruck.....ya know I&#039;d rather meet Dick Durbin than any of the Kardashians! He was such a good passenger, too....obeyed the seatbelt sign, turned his electronic devices like he was supposed to.....didn&#039;t get shitfaced......