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He's actually pointing at the White House and saying Trump isn't cut out to live there.


UH OH Barry Bamz is at it again! Appearing in the Rose Garden for a press conference with Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi, Obama was asked about that "Hoo Boy What A Idiot" dude named Donald Trump and his constant whining that the election is #rigged, because he's losing so hard:

I have never seen in my lifetime or in modern political history any presidential candidate trying to discredit the elections and the election process before votes have even taken place. It’s unprecedented. It happens to be based on no facts. [...]

If you start whining before the game's even over? If whenever things are going badly for you and you lose, you start blaming somebody else, then you don’t have what it takes to be in this job. I'd advise Mr. Trump to stop whining and go try to make his case to get votes.

Holy shitfire, y'all! It's funny because right before Obama and Renzi starting taking questions, your president said he would be "a little more subdued in this context," at a nice garden party event with the Italian prime minister, than he would be "on the campaign trail." And then later in the presser, he proceeded to call the big dumbshit a big dumbshit. LOL, Bamz, you are our favorite.

The first question Obama was asked was about Donald Trump's well-documented gay worship of Vladimir Putin, especially as regards Trump's most recent comments about how Obama and Hillary are TOO MEAN to Putin. Trump says maybe when he is "elected" he will call Putin up and ask him on a date before he's even inaugurated, because that is how bad Trump has it for Putin. Let's hand the mic to Obama:

Mr. Trump's continued flattery of Mr. Putin, and the degree to which he appears to model many of his policies and approaches to politics on Mr. Putin, is unprecedented in American politics, and is out of step with not just what Democrats think, but out of step with what -- up until the last few months -- almost every Republican thought, including some of the ones who are now endorsing Mr. Trump.

We guess that was the part where Obama was being nicer than usual, before he unleashed the hell quoted above.

Now, the president has some other messages to share, because even though we know Trump is being a giant weenus about this election, it's not over yet. Sure, pollster nerd boy Nate Silver is saying it's pretty unlikely Hillary's yooge chances of winning are going to change much between now and November 8, but in order to make sure Hillary Clinton truly and utterly annihilates Trump, everybody needs to get out there and VOTE. So we have two fun Preznit Obama videos for you to watch!

In the first, released by Hillary's campaign, Bamz is adorable and cute, talking about how he's early to everything. (#JOKES) He says the best way to beat LeBron James at one-on-one basketball is to get there 45 minutes early, which makes it "one-on-none." A couple of Obama's people also appear in the video, and they're like, "yeah, this is the annoying-est thing about him." The point is they're using this to encourage everybody to VOTE EARLY, like a common Obama! No long lines, do it at your convenience! Go, go, go!

In this video, Bamz is on the Stephen Colbert teevee program, where he is getting tips on finding new jobs now that he's going to be fun-employed come January. It is a very good video and you will enjoy it many times! At the end, Obama says his favorite hobby is encouraging the young people to "get out and vote this November, so the good work we've done can continue into the future." Colbert thinks "whittling" would be a more normal hobby.

MAIN IDEA OF THIS POST: Trump is a pussy who's gonna lose, and everybody should go out and vote to make it so, by the decree of your sexxxy president!

[Fox News]

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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