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Bobo Brazil's avatar

I am an angry old white guy who was raised on the Indian reservation and I view Trump as lower than the stuff I would have to scrape off my shoe after a ramble through a dog park. And, by the way, if we are going to make up words, I think we should stick to our roots and go with "apologentsia."

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Mr. Obama provides the sports metaphors.

Ms. Obama provides the high road.

Joe Biden provides the Smile that launched a thousand ships.

And tomorrow night Ms. Clinton is going to provide the coup de gras.

Buck up, Donnie, your suffering will soon be over.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Considering Donnie's string of innovations in presidential elections I submit that he WILL be the FIRST candidate who concedes before the voting begins.

Amy!'s avatar

At the rate he's going, I've actually wondered if he'll innovate by becoming the first presidential candidate of a major party to be arrested before the election, for inciting riot. It's hard to believe some of the shit he's already said (especially related to in-person electoral fraud), and he's got three weeks (twenty-one days) to keep doubling down and riling up the base.

BlackestNoobs's avatar

mic drop.

oh snap Mr. President...Tiny Fingers Orange Face...you burnt.

revenant's avatar

only for light cleaning

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Some guy named Phillip Morris?

Sounds like a kook with a laptop to me.

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

He appears on the Stephanie Miller show on Mondays at 6:30 Pacific time. He cleans up his act because FCC, but yowser, he still brings quality snark.

Courser's avatar

Well, until Uncle Joe gets angry and then he's pretty scary. I like that about him, as long as he's not mad at me.

Courser's avatar

I listen to KBCO all day on I Heart Radio all day and while there are pretty annoying ads and artist promos I've heard a million times, there are few or no political ads that I can think of.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Reply Hazy. Ask Again Later.

Awesome Man's avatar

Can God-Emporer Trump become a pussy so big that he cannot grab himself? A true paradox.

Serai 1's avatar

Two-L kicks MORE ASS for Hillz today:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

HooverVilles's avatar

That's a real puzzler batman!

HooverVilles's avatar

Large, very, very large grain of salt.

HooverVilles's avatar

Ceiling cat gave me a vision. In it he said this comment made him happy!