Ben Carson Slightly Smarter Than Previously Suspected, Tells Trump Administration 'Nyet'
Ben Carson won't get the nod, or already nodded off.
In one of his smarter career moves since God made him run for president, retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson announced Tuesday he will not take a job in the Trump administration, even if he's offered one.built the pyramids to store grain.
Carson's weirdass business manager/Svengali figure Armstrong Williams, whom we always neglect to mention has scandals of his own dating back to paid propaganda (which is illegal) for George W. Bush's Department of Education (yes, even Bush's Department of Education had scandals), explained Carson isn't currently interested in running a federal agency:
“Dr. Carson doesn’t feel like that’s the best way for him to serve the president-elect,” Williams told Reuters.
He said Carson would remain a close adviser of Trump and a friend. “His life has not prepared him to be a Cabinet secretary,” Williams said.
So, sure, he was completely ready to be President, but secretary of HHS? Whoa, what on earth makes you think he'd be qualified for THAT?
Never saw this coming, nope, nope, nope.
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