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Hooray, Donald Trump's most narcoleptic shill has sleepwalked his way onto a television program to show us how broken his brain still is. Doctor Ben Carson The Brain Surgeon wishes this whole kerfuffle over Khizr and Ghazala Khan would just go away, and they would say sorry to Trump for being mean Muslims who lost their US Army captain son in an American war, and who say mean things about Donald Trump. He also wishes Trump would say sorry for ... unclear.

Wolf Blitzer asked if Trump should apologize to the Khans for being a giant fuckface, and here is what Carson said:

CARSON: I think ... it should ... clearly move on. I don't think it would be harmful if, you know, they apologize to him and he apologize to them, but I don't see that happening.

BLITZER: Why should they apologize to him?

CARSON: [smacks lips] Well, for one thing, uh, you know, if you accuse someone of something that's not true, it usually is a reasonable thing to acknowledge that.

BLITZER: So what you would like to see is an apology from those parents, is that what you're saying?

YES, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, BEN CARSON? He responded that he wants everybody to call a truce, instead of making this a "one-sided issue," because those are words that mean something inside Ben Carson's stabby, half-functional brain. Also, that old man should probably apologize to Dick Cheney again for letting himself get shot in the face.

[wonkbar]<a href=""></a>[/wonkbar]But really, what in the heavenly fuck is Carson suggesting the Khans have said about Trump that is, and we quote, "not true"? Khizr Khan said Trump doesn't have the first fucking clue what sacrifice is, and that is true. He said Trump doesn't understand the United States Constitution. Holy SHIT, that is true.

He said Trump "smears the character of Muslims." TRUE.

[wonkbar]<a href=""></a>[/wonkbar]He said Trump "disrespects other minorities, women, judges, even his own party leadership," and that he wants to build walls to keep people out. TRUE, TRUE, TRUE, TRUE AND MOTHERFUCKING TRUE ALSO TOO.

Oh, and Ghazala Khan personally told Donald Trump to fuck off in the pages of the Washington Post, in that way only a grieving mother can, and everything she said in her piece was TRUE.

So really, again, what in the Sam Fuckin' Hill is going on in Ben Carson's inoperable cranium, that he could possibly suggest that the Khans have something to goddamned apologize for?

Ben Carson needs to get off our television and stick to things he knows, like stopping robbers at the Popeye's Organization and (allegedly) brain surgery.


Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the managing editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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