Bernie Sanders Tells Donald Trump To Shut Up About Bill Clinton's Peen

[contextly_sidebar id="JXynlh4BkDeoqisHEmnwbznqBk1SEuf9"]Bernie Sanders would like you all to know that he really doesn't think that Bill Clinton's penis is a real issue in the 2016 election. In an interview on CNN's State of the Union Sunday, host Dana Bash kept trying to get Sanders to comment on the Clenis, but Bernie refused to take the bait, as it were:

Dana Bash: Donald Trump says that Bill Clinton's sexual history is fair game. Do you agree?

Sanders: I think that Donald Trump might want to concern himself with the fact that he is dead wrong when he says we should not raise the minimum wage, he's dead wrong when he says that wages in America are too high, he's dead wrong when he thinks we should give huge tax breaks to billionaires like himself, and he's dead wrong when he thinks that climate change is a hoax, when the entire -- virtually an entire scientific community thinks it's the great environmental crisis that we face. Maybe Trump should worry about those issues rather than Bill Clinton's sex life.

Bash: Only Bernie Sanders can segue from Bill Clinton's sex life to climate change. That was impressive. But what is the answer to the question? Is it fair game or not?

Sanders: No. I think we have got more important things to worry about in this country than Bill Clinton's sex life.

[contextly_sidebar id="tPEiPo6wiNBnvVdOOrN6R6CDKDqOcIRh"]You have to admire the tenacity of CNN when they're going after an important issue like Bill Clinton's penis -- sure, the network may not have time to ask Trump about every little detail of his "really smart deal" that would replace the Affordable Care Act, but damned if they're going to let Bernie Sanders skate away without taking a position on Hillary Clinton's husband's dick. That there is some ethics in journalism all right.

[contextly_sidebar id="jDPl7z5SKo2pppS1B1cRQCC6NLAmlRCa"] You'd almost think that Sanders thinks there are more important things for America to be worrying about than the oral services rendered to Bill Clinton's turgid love muscle 20 years ago, which certainly indicates a distressing lack of seriousness on Bernie Sanders's part. Also, what is it with Bernie Sanders providing political cover for Hillary like this? He said nobody gave a damn about her email, merely because nobody gave a damn about it, and then he refused to make an issue of the fact that disgusting fluids come flowing out of her body on a regular basis. In fact, he even admits that he, too, emits disgusting substances into a porcelain bowl, which must then be flushed away at taxpayers' expense!!! And now he says that the minimum wage, tax fairness, and global warming are bigger issues than Bill Clinton's winkie?

At this rate, Bernie Sanders is NEVER going to be taken seriously by Trump voters.


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