Betty Ford, America's Rehab Queen, Dies At 93 Years Young
Pretty much everybody loved Betty Ford, who was the nice first lady between Nixon and Carter. She has gone to Heaven now, with Gerald Ford, who died at some point in the recent past.
As a video tribute, we found this weird foreign videotape of some crappy American soap opera, from maybe the 1980s, when a character did the stereotypical thing of being a drunk/drug addict sent to the Betty Ford Center. Betty Ford, everybody! Here are someΒ random quotes from other old rich people about Betty Ford,Β and here's George Carlin remembering Betty Ford, America's Queen of Second Chances (for rich people):
Nancy: Dying? I'll just say no.
Death: Too bad, bitch...I say go.
I don't know about the boozing, but there was that 118-year-old woman in France who gave up smoking at 80. That's my target for backing off on my favorite vices.